Austerely Melancholic Laziness

tralala but NO ding ding dongs~ irrelevant, in my thots and speech so if the posts seem confusing/irrelevant or whatsoever - it's me, not you. like a teapot, i'm short & stout. no use crying over spilled milo. how abt trying horlicks?? anyone? Cheers (raises mug of steamy Horlicks)

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

toilet / tandas / ce suo...wahahaha!!

today...funny day,i shld be feeling sad (juz got back results for Biz Finance,failed,got 19/40,nope,dunno why my tutor din lemme pass,was thinking tt he oredi squeezed watever marks tt cld be squeezed out of my paper,so my paper is damn dry now??hahahaha,ok lame lame,i know...)("'-_-) juz sat for my HR paper,hopefully i'll pass it..quote-->HOPEFULLY!! sometimes i think i hope too much but wat can a slackish/lazy gal do but hope??haha!!i know,excuses....but it's my life!!wahahahaha!!

went for toilet break juz now,discovered smth while sitting there (on my throne),no matter who ppl are,how they are,in the toilet/toilet cubicles,everyone is the same!!so wat if the gal is drop dead gorgeous??does it mean her shit smells or looks better??hmm,maybe mine looks better??or smells better than hers??hahahaahahhaha!!its a comforting thot.in hte toilet everyone is equal,the only thing u see is shoes and the oni thing u hear is their voices(ok,maybe the occasional plop sound of shit) u get to hear interesting pits of conversation,esp in the female toilet.abt bgr problems,abt shitting problems,abt womenly problemos(wat do u expect??its not called the little gals room for nothing u know...) as for the shoes part,u get to associate voices with their shoes,like which pair of shoes belong to the voices tt u hear.there was once i heard the shoes before the owner,there was this little squeak-squeak sound the i saw a pair tiny pair of pink n white peek-a-toe shoes,with pink,even tinier flowers on it!!then the voice---the sweetest,cutest,most irresistible baby gals voice ever spoke out,telling her mom tt she wants to shit instead of pee(haha!)

wat does all this show??tt i am an extremely shitty person!!hahahahahahhhahahaha!!well...i like it this way...toodles for now,till the next time then.

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