Austerely Melancholic Laziness

tralala but NO ding ding dongs~ irrelevant, in my thots and speech so if the posts seem confusing/irrelevant or whatsoever - it's me, not you. like a teapot, i'm short & stout. no use crying over spilled milo. how abt trying horlicks?? anyone? Cheers (raises mug of steamy Horlicks)

Sunday, January 30, 2005

my resolutions or watsoever... (rolls eyes)

i know it may be a little late for any new year's resolutions so i shall juz treat this as CNY resolutions then,haha,unheard of rite?well theres a 1st in everything anyways.so here goes :

1) Am gonna lose weight (i know,many of my frens have heard me say this b4 but i shall re-affirm again and this time i mean it, anyway it does more gd to lose than not to. wif this 1st resolution shall follow the rest of my other resolutions,all inter-linked,one lead to another,abit of domino-effect so if 1 fails...yah the rest kinda fails too)

2) Am gonna save money

3) Am gonna shop for really nice stuff (ie. clothes)

4) Am gonna prove to others that i can do it!!

5) Am gonna start studying

6) Am gonna treat my mom nicer

7) Will succeed in all the above resolutions

wondering why i came up wif this all of a sudden?well, couple of events led to my typing of all these.as all of u know, CNY is juz round the corner(duh...) and my mom is busy prepping for it.u know wat?she even buys clothes for other ppl,yes i sound selfish but in whos favour?mom has to fork out money to buy them clothes n juz now i juz overheard 1 of them saying tt she will not need to buy any clothes for her dotter cos theres enuff clothes given by other ppl.tt aso means tt she will not need to fork out any money to buy the clothes!!!which brings me back to my point,then how come mommy needs to fork out such money!!!how come no one ever gives clothes to me for CNY (or money to buy the clothes) then mom has to fork it out to buy me the clothes?ok,maybe i am fat so they think its difficult to buy me clothes,well then show me the money then,i'll go buy myself!!or maybe i am not nice,cute,pretty,frenly so they dun buy me the stuff which leads to my 1st resolution.i slimn down then they will see me inj a different light,i'll be happier wif my new figure/looks then i will be nicer to everyone n not be the conceited little bitch tt i am now =P i'll be nicer to my mom cos shes nice to me(most of the time) dun see ppl being damn nice to her altho shes nice to them (poor mommy!!)
for the rest of my resolutions,it doesnt hurt to resolute such stuff,its human to do so,hahaha well or at least tts how my theory goes for now...toodles for now...till the next time again~

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

toilet / tandas / ce suo...wahahaha!!

today...funny day,i shld be feeling sad (juz got back results for Biz Finance,failed,got 19/40,nope,dunno why my tutor din lemme pass,was thinking tt he oredi squeezed watever marks tt cld be squeezed out of my paper,so my paper is damn dry now??hahahaha,ok lame lame,i know...)("'-_-) juz sat for my HR paper,hopefully i'll pass it..quote-->HOPEFULLY!! sometimes i think i hope too much but wat can a slackish/lazy gal do but hope??haha!!i know,excuses....but it's my life!!wahahahaha!!

went for toilet break juz now,discovered smth while sitting there (on my throne),no matter who ppl are,how they are,in the toilet/toilet cubicles,everyone is the same!!so wat if the gal is drop dead gorgeous??does it mean her shit smells or looks better??hmm,maybe mine looks better??or smells better than hers??hahahaahahhaha!!its a comforting thot.in hte toilet everyone is equal,the only thing u see is shoes and the oni thing u hear is their voices(ok,maybe the occasional plop sound of shit) u get to hear interesting pits of conversation,esp in the female toilet.abt bgr problems,abt shitting problems,abt womenly problemos(wat do u expect??its not called the little gals room for nothing u know...) as for the shoes part,u get to associate voices with their shoes,like which pair of shoes belong to the voices tt u hear.there was once i heard the shoes before the owner,there was this little squeak-squeak sound the i saw a pair tiny pair of pink n white peek-a-toe shoes,with pink,even tinier flowers on it!!then the voice---the sweetest,cutest,most irresistible baby gals voice ever spoke out,telling her mom tt she wants to shit instead of pee(haha!)

wat does all this show??tt i am an extremely shitty person!!hahahahahahhhahahaha!!well...i like it this way...toodles for now,till the next time then.

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

CNY coming to town.....

tralalalalalalala......yups,i know,its been some time since i last came in,had the pleasure of broadband in sch when i was doing TEP,therefore,can afford the time to blog so regularly in the beginning (as compared to now lah)will not be doing so from now on as u all shld know tt i oni use dialup at home,yah i know,sad isnt it?well but will come in once a while still to update on my mundane life.

its post xmas AND new year....BUT CNY is next on the list!YAY!!get to do shopping again,wah.....can't wait to start my CNY shopping altho i ahve oredi bot a few stuff...hahahhaa!!bot clothes....shoes...bags...but i want more clothes..shoes & bags.....huh??wat??they are the same stuff repeated??yup,ur correct!!that is the shopping list of almost every gal mah...always missing a pair of shoes,one more bag to match,some more clothes to wear..hahahaha,yah,excuses excuses...but I LOVE SHOPPING!!so wat to do rite??its gd to shop anyways,its retail therapy (yah,i know,more excuses,but i dun give a damn =P)